Out Of Orafice Response

During a meeting, the progress of everyone’s projects was being discussed.  Somehow Agnes thought the meeting catered to her, and only her, needs.

Agnes, “Can we get it?”

Ted, “You should have it, it was delivered a couple of days ago.”

Agnes, “Oh, I’ve been out for two months.”

Me, “I’m sorry, how is that any different from when you are out?”

*1 point for Dream Killer