Sarcasmo To The Rescue! My Wit Cuts Sharp, Cuts Deep

There’s a popular image being posted on the social networks. It’s of the naturel of ‘see if you can spot the creepy thing in the picture’, Amy posted one such image without seeing the creepy thing. She posted it to scare others, but curiosity still won out.

Amy, “What!? I’m still not looking! Last time I posted something like this it scared the sh*t outta me! Did you see it Dream Killer!?”

Me, “Yeah, it’s no big whoop. Keep looking.”

Amy, “Hahaha, no it’s not…I just made myself look! hahaha…the one I posted before was a lot worse!”

Then out of nowhere comes Marv, “Saw it instantly with a glance.”

Me, “‘Oh your powers of deduction are exceptional. I simply can’t allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go! Go for the good of the city!'”

*1 point for Dream Killer